... or reasons why I'm not...
- we would hibernate for 6 months every year;
- nobody would know what the hell was going on;
- I would get marzipan for free;
- actually, there wouldn't be any money;
- education would be top priority;
- they would make clothes for short, petit guys;
- I would live in a small castle with amazing gardens;
- criminals wouldn't go to jail but have to walk on all fours (they would be fixed with an apparatus to force such);
- haute couture would be the common dress; and
- everything would be open during the night.
p.s. I decided to go with a separate blog for my poetry and choreography.
You reminded me of this
ReplyDelete- http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html
if haute couture were common, then common would be haute. it's the un common-ness of haute that makes it so fabulous. surely you know this. i just want access to it.
ReplyDeleteDavid: Heh, that's an excellent link!
ReplyDeletemandi: Indeed, I do know this. In fact, I almost went on a tangent to say such. But I also thought, "If haute couture were the norm, then think of how fabulous the then haute couture would be!" (if that makes sense...)