Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Quoth the Raven

Life isn't easy. You have to buy her dinner first... and then she screws you.
~Andrew M. Pankratz


No, things are not bad for me right now. I was just reading over a few quote from Einstein, and I thought, "If ever my name is found in a book of quotes, I would like it to be for [the above]."

A few contenders:

Don't touch the green ones.

Having five fingers on one hand isn't vital to salvation. Toes, on the other hand... well, who would want toes on one's hand?

I am not schizophrenic or paranoid, so please tell the gremlins to stop telling everyone I am.

Clouds are God's way of covering up his privates. His lieutenants usually stay out of the sky.

A rose is a rose is a rose

Okay, so I totally stole the last one.

But it was done out of admiration for Gertrude Stein and her style of writing.

Amen.

4 comments:

  1. you either need to stop or start drugs.

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  2. Comment above -> biggest laugh I've had all day.

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  3. "biggest laugh I've had all day"... How much laughing have you done by 1:51 AM?

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  4. LOL. I was laughing when I read the comments in my feed reader, and then when I saw that it was my husband being typical....well...

    ...biggest laugh I've had all day, as well. (And it is not even 7 a.m. yet. Thanks hon. Bet you didn't know you could make me laugh while you are still sleeping. :)

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