Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Quoth the Raven

Life isn't easy. You have to buy her dinner first... and then she screws you.
~Andrew M. Pankratz

No, things are not bad for me right now. I was just reading over a few quote from Einstein, and I thought, "If ever my name is found in a book of quotes, I would like it to be for [the above]."

A few contenders:

Don't touch the green ones.

Having five fingers on one hand isn't vital to salvation. Toes, on the other hand... well, who would want toes on one's hand?

I am not schizophrenic or paranoid, so please tell the gremlins to stop telling everyone I am.

Clouds are God's way of covering up his privates. His lieutenants usually stay out of the sky.

A rose is a rose is a rose

Okay, so I totally stole the last one.

But it was done out of admiration for Gertrude Stein and her style of writing.



  1. you either need to stop or start drugs.

  2. Comment above -> biggest laugh I've had all day.

  3. "biggest laugh I've had all day"... How much laughing have you done by 1:51 AM?

  4. LOL. I was laughing when I read the comments in my feed reader, and then when I saw that it was my husband being typical....well...

    ...biggest laugh I've had all day, as well. (And it is not even 7 a.m. yet. Thanks hon. Bet you didn't know you could make me laugh while you are still sleeping. :)