Warning: This post contains some inappropriateness uncommon to my past posts.
I think I'm going through my man-period.
I'm all grumpy and have been taking things overly emotionally.
And I've been extremely horny.
I have a rather attractive straight friend who has propositioned me before...
Man, what's with all these temptations of unhealthy behavior, wanting to get all hopped up on opiates, wanting to do the deed with a straight guy?
One of my mom's famous taglines: "Satan's just bothering you because something really good is about to happen and he's trying to stop it from happening."
Me, I blame the polar bears.