Thursday, September 18, 2008

The Ridiculous Notions of Mr. Kratz

It won't be long now before the moon becomes radioactive. It's not our fault, though; it's the moon's. She really brought it on herself, what with her obsession over Earth's tides and all.

Nor is it a bad thing, this impending radioactivity. We will no longer need to worry about toilet paper or soft shoe.

And ice cream will never taste better.