Good News & Bad News

Good News

I've wrangled me up a boyfriend.

Bad News

This bloke's got to put up with me at least for a little while.

Distant Dreamer

I couldn't quite bring myself to watch the Tony Awards tonight (although I did record it).

It's been a dream of mine for quite some time to have my talents touch, in some way, the fabulousness that is Broadway. While I'm not a very good singer, I do consider myself a decent actor, and watching anything Broadway makes me all itchy to hitchhike to NYC to see if I can get my foot in the door somehow.

I've also been dreaming of taking a summer to get a pastry diploma from Le Cordon Bleu up in Ottawa Canada.

Perhaps none of these dreams will ever come true, but I've other dreams... which probably won't come true either... but at least I'm capable of dreaming, right?

I mean, there's got to be some perks to being delusional... right?

Threesome (explained)

I was jokingly referring to eating strawberries, chocolate, and cream cheese together as a 'threesome.'

I would only be in a sexual threesome for a lot of money (I jest, I jest!).

Threesome

Recently, a guy I've been dating turned me on to the idea of a threesome.

I know, I know what you all are thinking.

What can I say except:

I am not against--I encourage, even--enjoying strawberries, cream cheese, and chocolate all at the same time... that trois is welcome in my ménage anytime.

Geek Humor

Now that my classes are finished until mid-July, I am in programming mode for my dance academy.

In honor of such, I thought I would post a comic that I find rather drôle:

I am such a geek.

Now back to programming.

*Sigh* So much to do.