Warning: This post has absolutely nothing to do with sex.
Argh, sleep doesn't work anymore. It's broken.
I broke it by taking sleeping pills for three years.
And I need to cut my fingernails again. They're growing like crazy.
My legs are also achy.
I hope I'm not going through a growing spurt. I don't want to have to eat any more to maintain a healthy weight.
You know what really bothers me? When people say I'm skinny/underweight.
My BMI is 21.5. Normal BMI is 18.5-24.9. I'm pretty much right in the middle.
I am only 5 pounds under my ideal weight for my height. Granted, those five pounds are missing mostly from my chest and arms, perhaps the most noticeable places.
I could go for something made with sponge cake.
Or even a chocolate soufflé.
Oh, good, I'm starting to feel sleepy.