Famous Last Words

Don't ask me why, but I've been wondering what my last words are going to be. I've narrowed the possibilities down to the following:

- I told you that one isn't loaded. Here, try this one.

- Is that a stop sign or a yield sign?

- Wow, that's a lot of blood!

- What's a platypus doing here?

- Scrud... run... RUN!

- Connect side A to side B...

- Come on, Andrew, don't chicken out now.

- Unicorns are real!

- I don't care what the expiration date says, it's still good.

- That smell is oddly familiar...

- I've got to touch it... I just have to touch it...

- She's not a lesbian.

- Psh... flammable my derrière.

- Stop, that tickles!

- I knew that was a bad idea.

- I swear, I have no idea what you're talking about.

- It's not quite even.

- Screw you, Bigfoot.

- Hey, mom, it's Andrew. What does it mean if my snot is purple?

- ... that doesn't feel right...

- It's syncopated.

- No, I'M Kristin Chenoweth's biggest fan!!