I have one word for you:Bob(by Weird Al)Look it up. Watch it. Love it.
If you don't want to take the time to look it up:Bob on YouTube(It's not a parody of any particular song, but it's in the style of Bob Dylan (hence the name) and is quite similar to his "Subterranean Homesick Blues")
According to Spongebob, Poop is an acronym for "people only order patties"Geeeez. I had a "friend" in high school who thought it was funny that my name spelt backwards sounds like "asshole" :P
I discovered as a senior in high school that "eggnog" pronounced backwards sounds like "gone gay."... I've never tasted eggnog, let alone backwards... I don't know what my problem is.
You've never had eggnog?Okay. We'll have to have eggnog on Saturday. Without the rum, of course.If you drink eggnog backwards, does it cure hiccups?