Thursday, April 30, 2009

Even Monkeys Have Feelings

Well, the swimming pool was closed, so I didn't get to try swimming. I'm a little disappointed. I was looking forward to making a dent in my insecurity.

I did, however, try sushi. I won't go out of my way to get more, but if it ends up on my plate in the future, I'd probably eat it.

I also must have met Moctezuma or something, 'cause my intestines haven't been the same since. (I went to Vegas with some friends this past weekend.)

Also, my friends have decided that I'm not gay. And Headquarters just sent me a letter threatening to revoke my homosexuality if I don't at least lose my virgin lips before my 26th birthday.

I'm not seeing how that's going to happen, so I'll most likely officially be straight on May 27th. So, I won't have to worry about that anymore -- I mostly just signed up 'cause I was considering trying to make it on Broadway; now that I'm focused on Ballroom... damn it!


  1. You have no one to fault but yourself for that my friend. If I had your body and looks, I'd be making out left and right! You have plenty of fans.

  2. I am almost had my queer card taken away when I admited that I didn't like Julia Roberts...which was a surprise since I didn't realize liking her was a requirement for being gay.

    But you just need to have a quick fling with someone and make out with them. You'll feel so much better afterwards.

  3. Dude, I was quite VL 'til well after my 26th birthday. I doubt you'll make it to such a ripe old age as I did. ;-)

    Although, I'm still waiting for that whole lip whore thing to kick in where I make out with one guy after another in a crazed unleashing of over a decade of pent-up Go fig.

  4. P.S.--I support sushi and swimming. Probably not together. Oh, the discomfort. But if you had sushi at a Vegas buffet, I might ask which one, 'cause that can make a huge difference.

  5. Ezra - I'm not really interested in the non-committal kissing and... such.

    Grant - Scrud, I didn't know Julia Roberts is a requirement, too... damn I am so screwed!

    OMo - This week I made a rule where, unless there was rain/snow/etc., I would were only a white t-shirt or something such as the yellow porcupine shirt. With the temperature what it was, I was mighty tempted to justify hiding in my coat.

    OMo II - I don't remember the name of the buffet, but the meal cost ~$40. I'd say the quality of the food was good -- superb when compared to any buffet I've ever been to.