Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Dear [Him],

Please stop smiling and blushing like that. It's not good for me and my goal and efforts to get over you.

Oh, and what have you done to [BFF]? She is now convinced that you and I were made for each other. Please let her know that it will never be. I'm far too busy convincing myself of such that I have neither the time nor energy to focus on [BFF].

Sighing-ly,
[Me]

1 comment:

  1. BFF is cruel to do this to you, but I relish witnessing it. :-)

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