... or reasons why I'm not...
- we would hibernate for 6 months every year;
- nobody would know what the hell was going on;
- I would get marzipan for free;
- actually, there wouldn't be any money;
- education would be top priority;
- they would make clothes for short, petit guys;
- I would live in a small castle with amazing gardens;
- criminals wouldn't go to jail but have to walk on all fours (they would be fixed with an apparatus to force such);
- haute couture would be the common dress; and
- everything would be open during the night.
p.s. I decided to go with a separate blog for my poetry and choreography.