It's impossible! I don't know how so many people do it... eat.
All I have to do is eat is 2100 - 2700 calories a day and I can quickly achieve my optimal weight... but I can't do it!
I simply don't understand the appeal of eating. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy tasting good foods... and my roommate is a fantastic chef... but I just need one or two bites and I've got the tasting bit down, and I then get bored.
I need to invent a better way of getting calories than eating... like a calorie patch you just slap on your arm and it supplies you with your necessary calorie intake throughout the day. Man, that would be fantastic!
It could even include the optimal ratio of fats, carbs, and proteins... and all the vitamins and such one needs... this is brilliant...
Although, I could go for some cotton candy and a soft pretzel (I like the ones from Pretzel Time).
Wait... come to think of it, I think I made my at least 2100 calorie intake goal today... well, shazam for me!
If only I didn't have to do it all over again tomorrow... sigh...