Speaking of hacking, there's something rather cathartic about hacking computer games and controlling the timers.
I've always hated being timed. Games. Tests. Life. Anything. Time limits plus my anxiety equal havoc on my health, physical and mental.
It doesn't help that everything in this world is timed. It sometimes drives me a little crazy (unfortunately in a little bit of a literal sense).
So, instead of going absolutely insane and ridding the world of clocks (or worse... damn sun), I control time in my computer games.
It's only fair.
(P.S. You're welcome, boskers; I know how much you love the gay undertones of Naruto.)